It’s been raining a lot. On rainy days… shit like this happens.
Gay
by Douglas Richards on Sunday, March 3, 2013 at 5:41am ·
Special thanks to big Al, lead singer of the “Coke Spoon Sperm Smugglers”, for turning my favorite late night hangout into the gayest, fruitiest, fudge packeriest, rectal gerbil inhaliest, Princess Diana skull-fuckiest, limp wristiest, cock gobbliest, Bernie Taupin back fistiest, Cleveland Grover clown punchiest, Cocksore Dave enabliest, bum lubricatiest, taint smegmaist, cleft mopiest, sigmoidiest place on the planet. Go back to wherever, you mediocre Buchanan-scarred vocal hack.
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Tony Sanders and Robbin Blythe like this.
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Joaquin Mariante Doug, you have been sitting in your room too long, come back to the real world, Old Bank and get plugged back into real people. -
Tony Sanders I think he’s actually tying to avoid getting plugged into the back of people, especially those ageing flamers from old point -
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Tony Sanders http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=13426
The Day Today – Gay Desk – Colin Poppshed rounds up the day’s gayness -
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Sea Bass-Turd Doug you know you like the Elton John and George Michael duet song, so continue singing along.
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Jim Schmidt Playing at “The Point”. Just kick the inflatable altar boys out of the way and have a seat. Put a towel down first, over a sheet of heavy plastic. -
Sea Bass-Turd I love Bastimento, it’s like being in the movie Jurassic Park being filmed in Hells Kitchen, NYC, with just a hint of missing DNA.
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Jim Schmidt I far prefer Old Bank to Bocas Town. I don’t get shit stolen out of my boat. If I drop some cash while pulling out some cigs, people pick it up and hand it to me. Gotta bring your own eye candy though.
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Sea Bass-Turd I think the Panamanian Military should use Old Bank as an artillery range, this way neighborhood improvements would happen for free.
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Douglas Richards I barely remember making this post. Musta been a chore, squinting out of one blurry Abuelo-bloodshot eye, pecking on the keyboard with Jager-handicapped Farrowsausage stubbies, Mercury retro-spinning in the void……
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Sea Bass-Turd I noticed the posting time, a mere 1/2 hour later I was breaking in my stainmaster carpet in multiple fashions.
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Jim Schmidt I have often been invited into homes by people who have often seen me walk by. A little quiet guitar on a deck while looking at … well… at least the water.
Flushing toilets.
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Sea Bass-Turd I only go to Basti to drop off John Farrows Manicurist. I make her swim to shore, I don’t get within 1 mile of land, I can’t handle the thought of her touching those stubby little sausage fingers, and all that matted hair.
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Sea Bass-Turd I just shit in front of John’s place, it improves the air quality while driving up property value.
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Douglas Richards HAHAHA marinating in his own swarthiness, actually 5:41, at 4:41 I was listening to Al’s BackStreet Boy George Michael Bolton-Elton Rick Astley Liberace RuPaul medley at the BS.
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Jim Schmidt Flushing toilets, as opposed to the ceramic sculpture that decorates a closet in some place called “Barns and Ignoble” or something close. My associative memory tricks sometimes fail.
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Jonathan Allen LaFleur