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He came in through the kitchen window.

I woke, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.

Need coffee. I patted my right cheek. WTF? Maybe I left it next to the computer; where’s the computer… where’s my camera? Oh shit.

I was robbed a burglar pried the moulding off the kitchen window, sprung the latch stole the electronics from the kitchen counter top and then came in my bedroom and took the wallet out of my pants lying on the chair at the foot of my bed while I slept there.

Long day, filing complaint with police, inquiring with the nefarious characters in town.

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Smithsonian Institute

Smithsonian Institute

I headed out with my newly repaired camera with the intent of checking it out at the Smithsonian Institution. It had been raining on and off all the previous night and all morning, so I packed a big zip lock bag for my camera. I started my trek around 2:40 and it quickly became apparent that I wasn’t going to get there by 3:00 so I hailed a cab and arrived at 2:55. It was hot and muggy as I waited for the tour to begin. At 3:05 I asked the guard if I was to go in the building my self, where was this tour? He made a phone call and I waited.

I went out front and took a picture of the plaque, the english text of which follows:

Plaque content

The Smithsonian Institute was founded in Washington, DC in 1846 after a british scientist, James Smithson, left an inheritance “…to the United States of America to found at Washington, an establishment for increase and diffusion of knowledge among men.” Since then the museum has grow to include 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoological Park located in Washington. D.C.

A part of the Smithsonian Institute, the Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute was born when Barro Colorado Island in the Panama Canal became a research site in 1923. Since then it has grown to include 9 sites in Panama. They provide leading researchers access to tropical forests, reefs, mangroves and island ecosystems.

The Bocas del Toro Research Station was founded in 1998, an ideal platform for both marine and terrestrial research. The station hosts yearly scientists and students from over 34 countries, as well as local students who take part in the school outreach program.

Size of site: 6 hectares
Laboratory building inaugurated in 2003.
The build in environmentally friendly with solar panel roof, rainwater collector and natural lighting.

More time was killed by walking around the front area taking pictures.

At 3:10 my guide showed up and we proceeded to walk down the path where he pointed out mimosa pudica a
plant that folds up its leaves when disturbed. It happens amazingly quickly considering that it is a plant, less than a second. I’m guessing a grazing animal disturbing it would cause it to “shrivel up” and appear much less lush.

Panama has three types of sloths, the two toed, the three toed and the pygmy three towed.
There are eight known three toed and two two toed sloths in the park. As it is fenced off and there are no trees near the fences that reach adjacent property, the prospects for the two toed seem a bit dicey and the pygmy is not likely to materialize.

Interesting information on sloths.

We observed a few birds, notably …

Then we went inside the research facility, took several glasses of chilled water and I was pointed to the “donations jar”. It said that $5 would bring a class full of kids to the center. I got the hint and deposited a $5 into the jar, tripling the value of its contents.

Out the back door were endless shelves that last year held 250 terrariums for a research project on the oophaga pumilio frog. This frog is known by a great many names based on the color and location. The research was an attempt to figure out why there were so many color variations.

At this point I was told several things that contradict information I have read elsewhere including:

Poisonous specimens come in the following colors:

  • Red, with blue feet and a spot on the back
  • Green with yellow belly and spots on the back
  • Blue with black spots on the back.

and that others are far less poisonous. I’ve been told that the effect handling the frogs and touching the lips is a temporary numbness. It is my understanding the original source of the frogs poison is the alkoloids from plants; the frogs feed on insects which feed on these plants. The frogs of different colors are in different locales, but I don’t know that the plant diversity is that great on neighboring islands. I was told that

  • Green with black spots from Bocas Island (Isla Colon)
  • Red comes from Isla Solarte
  • Bastimentos has a huge variety of colors including
    pink, yellow, white, purple, yellow with white

Bastimentos is famous for its red frogs and one of the most popular destinations in Bocas is Red Frog beach. One of the curators came to tell us that he had spotted a 3 toed sloth with an infant so we went off to photograph it. I’d never seen an infant sloth before. As we returned to continue our path 4 Northern Jacana crossed the path, two adults and two juveniles. The guide told me that the smaller adult was the male and that the male protected the young. Sure enough as we continued down the trail pappa and the two juveniles skittered one way and mamma went off on her own, but still watching them with interest. We wandered the trails looking for sloths and monkeys; there is a small troop of howler monkeys in the confines, but didn’t see anything. A small snake scurried across the path and was identified as a “road snake”. I’ve never heard of such a thing and can’t find any reference on the web. A small enclosure marked “Bat Home” sat empty in the jungle. The enclosure had been completed for months before and was to be used by a group from the University of Wisconsin in the forthcoming months. Hmmm, it’s snowing in Wisconsin now. How did this timing come about? A quick walk to the dock followed a discussion on identification of the various types of Mangrove, all of which were growing within 4 meters of the sign describing their characteristics. Mangroves are the filters of the tropics, but people don’t like them as the block the water view from shore and they harbor chitras, tiny biting fleas. That concluded the trip. I was told by the guide that he had 4 other tours of the facility, I’m not sure how this is possible.

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Motorcycling in Panama

I was thinking of buying a motorcycle and touring Panama, but I don’t think I’ll shoot to cross the Darien Gap.

http://www.motivation-tools.com/adventures/darien_gap.htm

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Roberto

Conflict in the street..

Roberto rode by on his bike. He was still displeased with the fact that I told two Canadians on Thanksgiving to keep their hands on their wallets while talking with Roberto.

Yeah, right in front of Roberto. I’m a pretty straight up guy.

Roberto: Fuck you Jim.

Roberto thou art..

“A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rouge; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.”

I’m sure he is not a student of Shakespeare but he understood that I had nothing but contempt for him.

Then I went to lunch. On the way back he waved the finger at me while holding a beer and riding his bike. I took three quick steps to his side of the street and he smashed into the back of a gasoline truck while trying to avoid me.

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Camera Repair

Yo: Por favor avise mr. Gómez, que el dinero fue transferido a través de Western Union ocho uno seis cero cuatro cero uno …

Ella: Sr. Jim de la cámara estará lista en wed nez dee.

Wednesday? Awesome. Back in the photography game.

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Visitor

The big guy from Minnesota had a visitor last night. At 3:15 somebody came through the kitchen window tangled his foot in the curtains, fell to the floor and fled back out the window.

I told him this was just something to write home about and it beats being in Minnesota in “almost December”. He agreed.

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What are these vegetables?

Dumb Ass: What are those vegetables?
Me: Chilis
Dumb Ass: What?
Me: Peppers
Dumb Ass: I love peppers. (Pops a few in mouth and bites)
Me: Those are habanero peppers. Panama is known to grow the hottest in the world.
Dumb Ass: (&%#@#$( (&U#@^^ !@#!@#

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Sorry, stupid piece of shit

An associate of a friend of mine picked up a whore and took her to his place.

Sixty years old, white haired, fat, deaf as a stump.

Hmmm. She slipped him a mickie and 12 hours later he woke up with….

Nothing

Cell phone, wallet, $4,000 cash (extra credit dumbass points for that) and the rest of his eight ball… gone.

What the hell? How stupid can you be?

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The Religious

response to Facebook friend request

Between Niece’s Facebook Friend and You
me November 26 at 12:28pm
Do I know you?
Niece’s Facebook Friend November 26 at 1:11pm
opps sorry focused on the last name. mixed up on the first.
me November 26 at 1:14pm
no problem, I’ve friended you. Defriend if you want, I will take no offense. I’m Kat’s crazy uncle.
Niece’s Facebook Friend November 26 at 1:16pm
i was mixed up, thought at first you were kats dad chuck.
me November 26 at 1:25pm
It is a far better thing that you know me not.
When I read:

May those that love us love us, And for those that don’t love us,
May god turn their hearts,
And if he can’t turn their hearts May he turn their ankles.
So we will know them by their limping
.

it sent shivers down my spine. I am a very tolerant person. People can have crazy beliefs, but if you pray for my death or mutilation, then you are sociopathic and I don’t hang with sociopaths.
Niece’s Facebook Friend November 26 at 1:31pm
Fair enough, its just part of being Irish.
Niece’s Facebook Friend November 26 at 1:32pm
Not so much mutilation as a spranged ankle though.
Niece’s Facebook Friend November 26 at 1:33pm
Sprained

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The Trash Box

One thing the Panamanians have down is they put their trash in metal boxes or grill fronted concrete enclosures. In Costa Rica the trash is put in wooden boxes with no top or an open front and animals come in and scatter the trash or take whole bags and tear them apart somewhere within a hundred meters.

The box in front of my apartment had deteriorated to the point that it need to be replaced.

Supplies

  • 1 4′ x 8′ sheet of expanded steel
  • 40′ or so of 1/2 tubular 8 gauge steel tubing.

Tools:

  • Hacksaw
  • Arc Welder DW402-B3 120V AC
  • Cutoff Grinder Dewalt DW402-B3 absent blade guard.

The goal

  • Create 1 2′ x 4′ replacement panel framed with two intermediate rails on 1′ centers.

My estimate?

  • One person
  • Measure and cut steel tubing 20 minutes.
  • Cut expanded steel 10 minutes.
  • welding, 10 – 20 minutes.

Five guys have been working on this since 10:00.

One works, four watch.

I was listening to the guy cutting expanded steel. Expanded steel looks like It is made buy punching slits in sheet steel and then pulling on the ends. After half an hour I had to go outside and see what the hell they were doing. Mr. Panama had the expanded steel 1/2″ off the ground on top of the cut steel tubing and was cutting the steel at the end points of the diamonds. As soon as I walked out of my apartment, the sound told me what was wrong.

A grinder emits a free spinning sound and a loaded sounded from the motor and a sound from the abrasives acting on the material being ground. A loaded sound and the fact that concrete dust was filling the air was my subtle clue that the bonehead with the tool was unqualified for the job.

Upon visual inspection… Yup sure enough the guy was cutting a 1/2 groove in the concrete while cutting the steel. I had them raise the whole frame onto cinder blocks and he finished the remaining 3/4’s of the work in two minutes and saved a cutoff wheel in the process. Those wheels are $5 – $6 in the US, so probably $10-15 down here, a days wages.